![]() ![]() ![]() Hingston’s article is less about millennials and mayonnaise, and more about the fact that America’s demographics are changing in a way many people find unpalatable. “The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs,” Sandy Hingston writes. I did not invent the notion of “identity condiments”, though I rather wish I had – I am simply filling you in on a viral Philadelphia magazine article called How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise. Instead, everyone will be eating politically correct “identity condiments”. If something isn’t done soon, the mayonnaise Americans know and love won’t exist any more. We have come for your wedding cakes and now we are intent on queering your condiments. One of the top items on the Gay Agenda (US edition) is the complete elimination of mayonnaise from the American diet. ![]() And it’s not just the migrants attacking America’s good, old-fashioned nutritional values the gays are also at it. ![]() Over the last few decades, foreign condiments have been coming in droves to the US and stealing all the sandwiches. He has also previously done work on Daredevil, Alias, and The Pulse.It’s a tough time for mayonnaise. He has written every issue of Ultimate Spider-Man since its best-selling launch, and has also written for Ultimate Fantastic Four and Ultimate X-Men, as well as every issue of Ultimate Marvel Team-Up, Ultimate Origin and Ultimate Six.īrian is currently helming a renaissance for Marvel’s AVENGERS franchise by writing both New Avengers and Mighty Avengers along with the successful ‘event’ projects House Of M, Secret War, and this summer’s Secret Invasion. Bendis is writing the film version of Jinx for Universal Pictures with Oscar-winner Charlize Theron attached to star and produce.īendis’s other projects include the Harvey, Eisner, and Eagle Award-nominated Powers (with Michael Avon Oeming) originally from Image Comics, now published by Marvel's new creator-owned imprint Icon Comics, and the Hollywood tell-all Fortune and Glory from Oni Press, both of which received an "A" from Entertainment Weekly.īendis is one of the premiere architects of Marvel's "Ultimate" line: comics specifically created for the new generation of comic readers. This line has spawned the graphic novels Goldfish, Fire, Jinx, Torso (with Marc Andreyko), and Total Sell Out. Though he started as a writer and artist of independent noir fiction series, he shot to stardom as a writer of Marvel Comics' superhero books, particularly Ultimate Spider-Man.īendis first entered the comic world with the "Jinx" line of crime comics in 1995. For over eight years Bendis’s books have consistently sat in the top five best sellers on the nationwide comic and graphic novel sales charts. He has won critical acclaim (including five Eisner Awards) and is one of the most successful writers working in mainstream comics. A comic book writer and erstwhile artist. ![]()
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